Klang 

Something hideously ugly.

Wow, that chick who looks like an ostrich is klang inside and out!

Klang by Queenie September 21, 2018

klang 

the state of something being sweeeet, or completely lame if you are being sarcastic, depending on tone of voice.
somehow related to musician donnie klang.

klang - sweet

joe - dude donnie klang is legit!
dylan - yeah his music is klang'in...! just playin ya right donnie klang is a faggot
joe - no waaaaaaay hes legittttt!

drew - man i put cheese on this chicken sandwich and it was klaaaaaang!
dylan - dude that sounds delicious lets call it a klangwich

joe - have u seen the new jordans? im not sure if id rock them or not
dylan - dude those are klang as fuck, u could pull em off, id wear em for sure!

klang by i spit hot fire April 30, 2009

klang 

When you fall on your face trying to catch a football in front of three hot women. Then you go dumpster diving, find clothes that fit you, and keep them.

I pulled a Klang the other day

klang by Anonymous DD September 22, 2006

Klang 

Tinyblatterpeesalot - Indian Name

When Klang drinks he urinates alot.

Klang by Klangerpeesalot February 5, 2010

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.

You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room by CeaserLeone December 18, 2008

Jason Klang

Jason Klang-The act of posesing super human abilities at everything. Also refered as a god among gods. People known as a "Jason Klang" should be worshipped.

Did you just see that Jason Klang, he was so cool and amazing.

Jason Klang by whait...whaaaa January 6, 2011

Donnie Klang 

a very talented singer who won making the band and was offered his own record contract.

girl 1: Omg Donnie Klang is the shiznit!
girl 2: omg are you serious i heard he couldnt even sell any albums
gril 1: thats a bullshit ass lie because i know for a fact i went out and bought them all so there!

Donnie Klang by Miss Monet March 22, 2009