klawg 

a klawg is like a dawg; but times ten. a super frumbulous shlawg. also the name of fancy oncelers abusive dad

klawg wtf are u on about ☠️
klawg go away
SPOILER IT EITHER WAY KLAWG. NOW STOP KLAWGING UR TOILET.
i’m talking about THE TINY KLAWG
i will never get over onceler saying klawg

klawg by I get off to Fancy Onceler r34 June 16, 2023

Klangst 

When you're reading/looking at art of klance (Keith x Lance) on tumblr or somewhere else and some sad shit is happening (and it's really angsty)

Lance fell to his knees in defeat. The only thing he could do now was plead. "Keith.. You can't leave Voltron. We need you.. I need you. Doesn't that matter?" He felt tears beginning to spill from his eyes as Keith looked away from him. (Basically klance moments and angst= klangst)

Klangst by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016

Kovid Klaw

Kovid Klaw is a nickname given to a NBA player named Kawhi Leonard, who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. This nickname was given to him after the Clippers blew a 3-1 lead against the Denver Nuggets in the second round.

Joe: The LA clippers is the best team in the West!
Jay: With Kovid Klaw and Wayoff P, they're gonna blow another 3-1 lead!.

Kovid Klaw by itsyaboi2323 January 24, 2021

kdawg 

A term of endearment towards anyone with a name begining with K. Sounds much better than c-dawg, or f-dawg.

Yo KDAWG!
She is the original KDAWG!

kdawg by miss_sixty May 2, 2006

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.

You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room by CeaserLeone December 18, 2008

klarg 

Waking up your roomie / flatmate by banging on their door while they are sleeping through the day.

*banging noises, fist on door *

Lauren - ' sleepy state' - whaaaat?

Flatmates - No day time napping!

Lauren - thanks , I appreciate the Klarg

klarg by Burrit21 February 11, 2009

klagnut 

Small shit-ule which adheres to the ringpiece despite attempts at wipeage

We ran out of bog paper and my bumcleft is klagnut central

klagnut by Giles September 23, 2003