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(noun) a man having the total package
Becky: How was your date last night?
Jen: It was great. I think I finally found a klafa.
klafa by Allieeeeecattt March 6, 2019
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klapaucius 

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.
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klapaucius by cleon24769 October 14, 2016
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klafa • Klara • klaas • kafa • Klamath Falls • kafai • Kafambe • Khafaga • klaased • Klaha
She is the best friend one can have. She is funny,goofy but absolutely gorgeous and beautiful. She is so so stunning! She is smart, caring and only wants the best for you! She listens and she will give the best advice! She is incredibly talented, she can do everything and she is just the most amazing person you would ever meet! Don't miss out on klara because she is awesomeness in person
who was that? she is so talented?
that's klara, duh
klara by pau.d February 6, 2018
It is an Islamic name given to a very beautiful lady, with more than average good qualities. She is a very defined and successful lady, a less pretentious person. She beautifies and lightens up everybody anywhere she is, she also brightens the darkness to whoever owns her heart. She is every guys girl. And everybody wants to be like kafayat
I saw kafayat pass by and my zipper bursted
Kafayat by Jeansens March 19, 2017
Klara is lonely.
She loves too much,
sometimes way too much.
She is broken but nobody knows.
She is loyal, when u got a Klara in your world then keep her.
She will never betray you.
She is kind and lovely.
She will always love you.
Klara
Klara by Babgi666 January 5, 2017
When you lose to a really good player in an online video game
Damn we got Kafaced by this team
Kafaced by fensyes January 24, 2021

Klabanus 

male reproductive organ located below navel under belly also known as tampeloeris
Zijn klabanus stond fier in de lucht
Klabanus by BlackCat1973 October 30, 2008
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