kitting

A word for a guy who comes off gay,just to get close to girls and then gets in their pants by seducing them.When accomplished, acts like nothing happened and moves on to the next girl leaving the girl think hes a jerkoff.

"Oh shit! Tyler is pulling a kitting on that party coordinator"

"Watch and learn guys, I can so totally pull a kitting on that stripper,hope she doesn't live close to my house"

"Fuck that, no one could ever pull a kitting on Mandi,she knows that fuck face personally,before he started pulling kitting's on girls."

by Mandi W June 28, 2008

Kitting

Achieving sentences which APPEAR to make sense but actually don't

Doug - "you did see Zero Punctuation right?"
Kit - "Yes. the long long long long long , , , "
Doug - "stop kitting!"

by Nebarik January 13, 2009

kitting

Putting together items to create a kit.

I need a kitting list to sort out all the materials.

by Txhere April 28, 2006

Kilting

This happens when you are a male wearing athletic shorts and the draw string is tied tightly while you need to pee. Instead of attempting to undo the draw string out of laziness or frustration, you pull up one of your pant legs and underwear up and to the side so that your genitals are hanging out and you can freely pee. This is kilting.

Jake: "I had to piss really bad after gym class but I couldn't untie my shorts so I just kilted really fast in the bathroom and got out of there...I didn't even wash my hands or anything."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"

Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."

by callanambewlaynce November 18, 2014

Kiting

In an MMORPG, you can grab a mob's attention and keep walking away from it which pulls it along. Not unlike a kite

Some guys in WoW were kiting a high level boss character into Stromwind and got banned.

by SubtlePulse July 3, 2007

ripping my knitting

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

by marganin January 6, 2011

Knitting Pattern

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)

Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)

by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008