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At first, he seems judgemental and his open personality makes him seem unapproachable. He may seem like one of those troublemaker kids who are really fake but once you start talking to him you'll realize he's not fake at all, he gives no shits and tells it as it is. He's not a troublemaker but he speaks his mind and loves to play devil's advocate which does get him into trouble sometimes. He can't stand people who take everything seriously and don't know how to take a joke. Kianosh is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet, he's super easy to talk to but if he hates you, you'll know. He's the type of person to comfort you when you're stressed over a math exam, to spend hours teaching you how to play a video game that you clearly suck at, and he'll help you get items in that video game when you're distracted by the internet. Kianosh is one of those people you can be a complete idiot around, he'll call you retarded but he won't judge, he contributes to a really fun and free atmosphere where you can just goof around and make offensive jokes. He doesn't give a shit what anyone says or thinks. Kianosh will actually listen to you even if you're just blabbing about your parents. He's definitely someone you want to get to know better and become better friends with. His name means prince forever (that's what he told me), if he's a prince, he is definitely a no bullshit unconventional prince. He also loves his shoes.

p.s he looooooves Stephany and he's a complete weeb (jk)
Clare: that person just called me a bitch and said the n-word
Mikaila: yup that's kianosh for you

kinoshed 

The act of being both drunk and high to the point that you forget your name, location, current year, etc.
GIRL: Whats my name? Where am I? What year is it?
GUY TO FRIEND: Damnit I wanted to fuck that girl tonight, but she's kinoshed to the teeth.
FRIEND TO GUY: So...
kinoshed by fakeplasticjack May 23, 2009

Hideyoshi Kinoshita 

A male that looks like a female and everyone assumes it. He also made a gender called "Hideyoshi".
Dumb guy 1 : Hey! Have you heard of a guy called Hideyoshi Kinoshita?
Dumb guy 2 : Guy? i thought she was a girl.

kazuya kinoshita 

person with the lewdest thoughts ever
"kazuya kinoshita is a walking bruh moment"
kazuya kinoshita by t_aikutsu November 14, 2022
I want Kitosho to have my babies!
Kitosho by BEAN October 30, 2003
to pull a kitosho.

To make a usually quite large post on a forum, often only made large due to the fact that the post-er has inserted a large amount of space between the beginning and the end of the post.
The post usually is only a few short lines followed by a large amount of space, then an emoticon.
"... Ah, Striker... I usually dont waste time with topics like this, but this needs to be addressed...
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...youre dumb. Your existance is meaningless, and you have just successfully wasted a topic. Learn to show respect to people and things better than yourself, you dolt... like rocks for instance. Button your lip and speak only when you have something wholesome or relavant to say or Ill break off a switch and beat you like your momma shoulda for disrupting a relatively peaceful community with your brabbleshoot...
DPO contributes much more to life than you are right now, so please shape up and stop wasting time... It's counterproductive."

BWA pulled a 'kitosho'
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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