BEAN's definitions

marriage

Suicide in it's worst form.

Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.

Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

by Bean March 6, 2005

Icicle

A mixed drink consisting of peppermint scnapps and ginger-ale.

I'd like 2 icicles please.

by Bean January 27, 2004

erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

by bean March 5, 2003

Mentard

Adjective: Mixing the two words: mental and retard. Often describing a person who is either an idiot or a lunatic.

Bob's such a mentard for hitting on brittany speares!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Rez Evil

A short-hand term for Resident Evil. Adjective: Having qualities which are reminiscent of the video game Resident Evil

This haunted house is so rez evil!

by Bean January 27, 2004

negakewl

1) The opposite of kewl, that being 3 polish circus performers hailing a cab on a raft made up of hollowed out dinosaurs bones in the middle of the red sea, and one of the performers is 96.3% lithium.
2) Setting your own bedtime.
3) Steve Pinske.

JAN: Fight Club is the coolest movie ever.

BEAN: Fight Club is emo.

Sheep: Antikewl. That's just antikewl. Stop f*cking talking to me.

by Bean May 6, 2005

Drugstore

adjective: Being generic or steryotypical. Often associated with being a poser.

Blink 182, Sum 41, and Greenday are all examples of drugstore punk.
Avril lavigne is such a drugstore punk.

by Bean January 27, 2004