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kinoshed
The act of being both drunk and high to the point that you forget your name, location, current year, etc.
GIRL: Whats my name? Where am I? What year is it?
GUY TO FRIEND: Damnit I wanted to fuck that girl tonight, but she's kinoshed to the teeth.
FRIEND TO GUY: So...
GUY TO FRIEND: Damnit I wanted to fuck that girl tonight, but she's kinoshed to the teeth.
FRIEND TO GUY: So...
kinoshed by fakeplasticjack May 23, 2009
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Hideyoshi Kinoshita
Dumb guy 1 : Hey! Have you heard of a guy called Hideyoshi Kinoshita?
Dumb guy 2 : Guy? i thought she was a girl.
Dumb guy 2 : Guy? i thought she was a girl.
Hideyoshi Kinoshita by HideyoshiKinoshita July 1, 2021
kazuya kinoshita
kazuya kinoshita by t_aikutsu November 14, 2022
Kitosho
kitosho
to pull a kitosho.
To make a usually quite large post on a forum, often only made large due to the fact that the post-er has inserted a large amount of space between the beginning and the end of the post.
The post usually is only a few short lines followed by a large amount of space, then an emoticon.
To make a usually quite large post on a forum, often only made large due to the fact that the post-er has inserted a large amount of space between the beginning and the end of the post.
The post usually is only a few short lines followed by a large amount of space, then an emoticon.
"... Ah, Striker... I usually dont waste time with topics like this, but this needs to be addressed...
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...youre dumb. Your existance is meaningless, and you have just successfully wasted a topic. Learn to show respect to people and things better than yourself, you dolt... like rocks for instance. Button your lip and speak only when you have something wholesome or relavant to say or Ill break off a switch and beat you like your momma shoulda for disrupting a relatively peaceful community with your brabbleshoot...
DPO contributes much more to life than you are right now, so please shape up and stop wasting time... It's counterproductive."
BWA pulled a 'kitosho'
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...youre dumb. Your existance is meaningless, and you have just successfully wasted a topic. Learn to show respect to people and things better than yourself, you dolt... like rocks for instance. Button your lip and speak only when you have something wholesome or relavant to say or Ill break off a switch and beat you like your momma shoulda for disrupting a relatively peaceful community with your brabbleshoot...
DPO contributes much more to life than you are right now, so please shape up and stop wasting time... It's counterproductive."
BWA pulled a 'kitosho'
kitosho by The Almighty Bunyip May 21, 2004
Kinoshita
An amazing forgotten character in Haikyuu on Karasuno. He’s number 7 on the team. He doesn’t get enough screen time along with Ennoshita and Narita. He’s under appreciated and needs more love ❤️
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