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kiss my ass

1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.
1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.

2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.
kiss my ass by gregarious July 29, 2008

Kiss my ass! 

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends
Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!
Kiss my ass! by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022

kiss my ass bitch 

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.
Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!
kiss my ass bitch by Ryan October 25, 2004

Kiss My Ass Day

A particular day when you just don't care about what anybody thinks. It really should be a national holiday.
some a-hole:"Hey, Heather! Your hair looks like crap!"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"
Kiss My Ass Day by Heather Nicole October 6, 2007

kiss my ass hat 

This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"
My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.
kiss my ass hat by evil pop tart December 24, 2009

kiss my ass goodbye 

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."
Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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