Granger

Someone who studies so much it's almost creepy.

Granger you only have to do 3 pages not the whole book!

by much_professional June 14, 2018

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Probably the second thing you'll type after qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Bored as fuck level: 2

Still have 45 seconds to end of computer time... huh

"mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"

by much_professional August 14, 2018

C&D

Constipation and diarrhea. One of the worst combinations of diseases you'll ever have.

I'm guessing I have C&D, because every time I take a shit it feels like popping a baby.

by much_professional April 13, 2019

homework whore

A teacher who gives (way x100) too much homework.

Teacher: I won't give a lot of homework for the holidays this time. I promise, okay?

Students: Yaaas

Teacher: So just page one to five... hundred... for... the maths booklet? And an essay on the history of the royal family, a circuit diagram for an air conditioner, a German composition on the top 10 jobs you wish to have, please elaborate, the experimental table on hydrogen combustion, a repainting of Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh, practice Canon in D on the piccolo...

Students after class: homework whore >:(

by much_professional July 1, 2018

Kiap

Singlish for clip (verb).

Don't kiap my book under your armpit!

by much_professional April 28, 2019

kiss my ass goodbye

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye

by much_professional June 14, 2018

chao geng

Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng

If you chao geng during this project I swear I'll slap the living daylights out of you.

by much_professional May 4, 2019