Definitions by much_professional

chao geng 

Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng

If you chao geng during this project I swear I'll slap the living daylights out of you.

chao geng by much_professional May 4, 2019

Kiap

Singlish for clip (verb).

Don't kiap my book under your armpit!

Kiap by much_professional April 28, 2019

C&D

Constipation and diarrhea. One of the worst combinations of diseases you'll ever have.

I'm guessing I have C&D, because every time I take a shit it feels like popping a baby.

C&D by much_professional April 13, 2019

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

Probably the second thing you'll type after qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Bored as fuck level: 2

Still have 45 seconds to end of computer time... huh

"mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq by much_professional August 14, 2018

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz 

Yep, you're probably bored.

Bored as fuck level: 2

40 seconds till end of computer time... let's see

"poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz"

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz by much_professional August 14, 2018

mobile remorse 

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

mobile remorse by much_professional August 9, 2018

homework whore 

A teacher who gives (way x100) too much homework.

Teacher: I won't give a lot of homework for the holidays this time. I promise, okay?

Students: Yaaas

Teacher: So just page one to five... hundred... for... the maths booklet? And an essay on the history of the royal family, a circuit diagram for an air conditioner, a German composition on the top 10 jobs you wish to have, please elaborate, the experimental table on hydrogen combustion, a repainting of Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh, practice Canon in D on the piccolo...

Students after class: homework whore >:(

homework whore by much_professional July 1, 2018