much_professional's definitions

C&D

Constipation and diarrhea. One of the worst combinations of diseases you'll ever have.

I'm guessing I have C&D, because every time I take a shit it feels like popping a baby.

by much_professional April 13, 2019

Kiap

Singlish for clip (verb).

Don't kiap my book under your armpit!

by much_professional April 28, 2019

chao geng

Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng

If you chao geng during this project I swear I'll slap the living daylights out of you.

by much_professional May 4, 2019

Weasley

Someone who is so ginger his soul count is negative.

How come even your leg hair is gold, Weasley?

by much_professional June 14, 2018

Granger

Someone who studies so much it's almost creepy.

Granger you only have to do 3 pages not the whole book!

by much_professional June 14, 2018

kiss my ass goodbye

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye

by much_professional June 14, 2018

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018