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Kirstans are smart, witty and extremely ironic when they choose to be... They are born with heightened artistic abilities and have a refined eye for color schemes and patterns. Kirstans love to talk and they always give true and caring advice straight from the heart; even though it may not be what you wish to hear. They tend to feel the stresses of the world and have a strong collective energy field surrounding them. As a result of this, Kirstans have a high level of spirituality. Kirstans make great friends because they almost always see things from a positive vantage point and are funny as hell. One note of WARNING!!! Drink any hot beverage at your own risk in the company of a Kirstan... she may have you blowing it right back out through your nose.
Oh wow! Your outfit has a Kirstan flair to it!
Kirstan by AmaniPaz February 4, 2010

kisstackle 

What you do when you like someone so much that you can't just kiss them, also used in when you've really missed them or really need to get it on. Both participants should end up on a bed, couch or floor, (depending on the speed of the tackler, placement of target person and trajectory of the tackle) with lips locked, tackler on top.
I missed Willie so much while he was gone that I kisstackled him as soon as I saw him.
kisstackle by Sheepling January 12, 2005
An educated, effervescent, elusive and enigmatic woman. They tend to have a positive attitude and are disinterested in those without. Also tend to be pretty, tall (primarily due to heals) and thin in stature with thick blond hair. Due to their elusivity, it is a difficult to win their attention and affection. Once one does manage to acquire their interest, the rewards are great.
YO, Check out that chick over there, I talked to her the other day at the bistro, and she is definitely a Kirstan
Kirstan by Peonies June 14, 2013
A crazy fun dancer with a split personality. She's both a sweet and sensitive girl and a homicidal maniac. People love hanging out with her despite the fact that, on any given day, she could love or kill them.
Gosh, you're having being such a Kirsta today!
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Kirsta hugged me and then kicked me in the shin.
Kirsta by TheDoctor8 June 16, 2012
girl who is alot less mature then she thinks she is. Loves attention, who needs a psychatrist and is very wierd. complains about anything and everything.
Dont be kirstay about the situation
Kirstay by xxyoursxx August 2, 2009
Kirstan is a really sweet and pretty girl, who is very fashionable (despite how much she may deny it). She is really kind, and brightens the mood with her dry, sarcastic humor, and very contagious laughter. She's extremely outgoing, despite how f*cking short she is, and is very good with creativity and acting. She has such a beautiful angelic voice, and can write very meaningful songs. She's selfless and genuine, and she's going to be the best thing that ever happened to you, so don't mess things up with her, and if you do, try to heal it. You don't want to lose a Kirstan.
Sorry. I've got plans with Kirstan today. They're going to fun as hell.
Kirstan by jupiter4330 November 24, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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