kiodney
A very funny guy makes friends and makes people laugh if you ever meet a kiodney you a one lucky person they are often good in bed
kiodney by Official man1233 March 6, 2017
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blown kidney
as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?
Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018
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Dingo's Kidneys
A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.
Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014
kidney-wiper
The male sexual organ.
When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.
*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.
*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007
Kidney rape
When person (A)gets stabbed in the lower back by person (B), creating a new oriface for person (B) to insert his male sex organ. Person (B) will then slide his male sex organ in and out of the wound, rubbing against person (A)'s kidney tissue. This is often not, if ever, a mutual sex act. Therefor it is called "kidney rape"
Kidney rape by Docjlove June 28, 2015
would you like one of my kidneys with that?
A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
would you like one of my kidneys with that? by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008
One Kidney
One Kidney Is A Insult And Rude Humour Insult To A UK Drill Rapper Named Dezzie. Dezzie Is From OFB Gang Which Beefs TPL And Others,TPL Had Shot Dezzie's Kidney,Ambulance had rushed to the scene and made Dezzie OK.
"Yo You Listen To Dat Man's Music" "Ye Fam Its COLD & FIRE" "Ye right One kidney got caught lacking "
One Kidney by AyyItSoundsCold December 22, 2020
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"