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kinisoned 

1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.

2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.

In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
Related Words
kinji Kinjical kinjinky Kenji kinging kanji kingin' kinis kenjie KinitoPET

Don Kinging 

Promoting someone or something into bigger than it actually is, constantly talking someone up as if it is always on your mind. The reasons for Don Kinging one can differ but there is usually an underlying reason. Named after former boxing promoter Don King.
Guy 1: "Man, Johnny is always gettin the girls, he can pretty much get any girl in this club"

Guy 2: "Dang bradda, your always don kinging the hell outta Johnny"

Guy 1: "Yeah, Johnny is really cool"
Don Kinging by Flo Str8fire June 23, 2011
Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....
kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014
It is a japanese name for cool boys. He is a handsome person. He is very kind and intelligent. He is fond of technology. He loves cameras and computers. He is great in accounting.
Hey Kenjie! Can I copy your assignment in accounting?

Hey Kenjie! Take a picture of me would you?
kenjie by HotAssBitch123456 February 27, 2018

Sam Kinison 

One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.

He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.

Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.
Sam Kinison by jlovato August 22, 2006

TeArai Kingi 

Well known for being an unorginal piece of shit.
Person1: Hey Trish, do you like my status?
Person2: I've seen it on someone else's wall. Don't do a TeArai Kingi!
TeArai Kingi by Asshjklgfl May 17, 2015