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rh king high school

Toronto high school full of snobby people who think they have leadership skills and will get a good future. But will actually end up smoking weed in a mcdonalds washroom
Rh king high school student: yay!! i got into the leadership program at king. So im going there.

Any other high school student: cool, they didnt accept me in the leadership program so im going to thompson as a regular a student.

*10 years later*

Former rh king student: hey, dude dont i know you from middle school?

Former highschool student: yea, didnt you go to king? What university did you get into?

Former rh king student: lol didnt get into one. I had to do hundreds of volunteer hours and extra curriculars at king. Cuz they said it was important and i started failing my courses in grade 12.

Any high school student: oh i got into u of t with full scolarship.

Former rh king student: howd u do that?

Former high school student: I DIDNT GO TO KING

rh king high school

Toronto high school full of snobby people who think they have leadership skills and will get a good future. But will actually end up smoking weed in a mcdonalds washroom
Rh king high school student: yay!! i got into the leadership program at king. So im going there.

Any other high school student: cool, they didnt accept me in the leadership program so im going to thompson as a regular a student.

*10 years later*

Former rh king student: hey, dude dont i know you from middle school?

Former highschool student: yea, didnt you go to king? What university did you get into?

Former rh king student: lol didnt get into one. I had to do hundreds of volunteer hours and extra curriculars at king. Cuz they said it was important and i started failing my courses in grade 12.

Any high school student: oh i got into u of t with full scolarship.

Former rh king student: howd u do that?

Former high school student: I DIDNT GO TO KING

kantor king solomon high school 

school in redbridge known for having some of the most retarded students ever. for example, someone from this school told me that a kid smeared shit all over the toilet walls. also a teacher there was a pedo or something idk
boy 1: you know inbred steve goes to kantor king solomon high school
boy 2: makes sense, his parents are siblings

King Philip High School 

The school that is made up of the tri town or the towns of Wrentham Plainville and Norfolk. The juul capital of the tri town, one time some dude flushed a tee shirt down the toilet and we all got to leave early.
Student 1: Yo dude where can I get a juul? Student 2: Just go to King Philip High School and look in any bathroom bro!

King David High School

a school for posh nittys. the teachers do shit all and only come in for the pay check. the only school in the uk where u can get out of detentions by paying and it’s acceptable to know everything about your teachers lives. all the girls are wannabe tiktokers, sound like whiny fake londoners. while the boys are wannabe roadmen, smell like piss and bud and send nudes to every girl on their snap. the shed is the favourite spot for most of the students where anything goes.
kdhs may be inadequate but the noncey teachers are very adequate if you want all 9s to impress big tracy, daddy levy and the bigman .
boy: did u hear that annoying sound?

other boy: it’s a girl from king david high school

boy: we better dip

King david high school

Jewish princesses or 1/2 Christian the only school in the uk where knowing all about your teacher's personal life and vice versa is acceptable
Might even visit their homes

But hey as long as you get a*s a* s a*s and become a lawyer or doctor the bigman himself will personally hire someone to suck your dick.
We may be currently standing as inadequate
But the level of drama, vapes and piss in the swimming pool is quite frankly outstanding

Selling sour sticks for Israel trip charity-STONKS
You don't know what accent that is?
Oh she's a king david high schooler
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