Definitions by urmuddasbattycrease

bealjob 

the forcing of a handjob onto another person by means of physical abuse or threat of physical abuse. by the way this is a true story from like 2011 but you gen z twats probably dont know about it because youre so entitled to everything

boy 1: you ever heard about the bealjob
boy 2: no
boy 1: well youre about to right now...

bealjob by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021

kantor king solomon high school 

school in redbridge known for having some of the most retarded students ever. for example, someone from this school told me that a kid smeared shit all over the toilet walls. also a teacher there was a pedo or something idk

boy 1: you know inbred steve goes to kantor king solomon high school
boy 2: makes sense, his parents are siblings

kantor king solomon high school by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021