kindersex
kindersex by pansyprincess April 28, 2007
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Kindergender
Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.
it's an excuse for pedophila
it's an excuse for pedophila
“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”
Kindergender by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018
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Kindergender
1-Pedophilia with extra steps.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.
"Kids if a man says he is kinder-gendered, stay away from him/her."
"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."
"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."
Kindergender by UnhinjedTaboo December 1, 2018
kinderscum
A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.
1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.
2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
kinderscum by DigitalWings January 2, 2009
kindersmear
a kindersmear is the state of your face when you have applied your make-up and lipstick so poorly due to affects of drunkenness or making out and/or exhaustion that you end up looking like an extra from whatever happened to baby jane the movie.
Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
I was so drunk when I kissed that boy named Norman, I forgot I had applied Nars red lizard and ended up with a huge kindersmear on my lips, cheek and chin.
The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
kindersmear by Cindy Shouts January 3, 2014
killersexual
Being sexually attracted to murderer men and women that are not real and that will probably snap a bitch in half
killersexual by biggieyeet May 5, 2019
kinderslut
A person whom is considered sexually promiscuous at an age that is considered "too young" by cultural or sociological standards.
kinderslut by Bobby967786876 August 9, 2006
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