An alternate name for a pedophile. Pedophiles have a bad reputation and are shunned by most of society but sexualities are accepted even the most stupid ones.
Dude: Have you heard that about this kindersexual persuasion?
Also a Dude: WTF, does he like keister Kinder Fingers or something?
Dude: Nah my guy, this is just the way pedos infiltrate the LGBTQIA+ sphere.
a person whose sexual preference is anything that has ever existed. Whether that be words, animals, dragons, foods, people, deceased people, or literal concepts, this people is romantically (and sometimes sexually) attracted to it.
note: having some exceptions (like 1-2) does not exempt somebody from being a kollersexual
People often shame me for being kollersexual, especially due to my attraction to the word "dilemma". It's a shame nobody can appreciate these things like a do.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.