Kills Me

Kills Me can be used in describing a thing, person, object or anything basically. It means that a thing has a trait that causes an emotionally reaction in the person viewing the thing.

Variations are;
Kill me
Killed me

The well known novel, The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger) features the character Holden Caulfield who frequently uses the phrase when reacting to phonies.

That girl is so good looking she kills me.

That movie was so bad it killed me.

by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005

kill me

When you wish to not be a living being any longer, Or just to fucking die.

Please, Just fucking kill me already.

by explodoboy April 4, 2017

Kill Me Please

When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.

Kill me please!

by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017

kill me

a term used to dignify the extreme urge for one to remove themself from a specific feeling or situation.

Jen: We have to go to class
Jack: Kill me now

by honeylulu October 29, 2007

Kill me now

A way of expressing disdain with a current, recently learnt past, or potential future wholly undesirable event or occurrence. Typically perceived to be such a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing situation for reasons behold: insufficient enthusiasm, interest, or concern; a lack of physical grace, elegance, or refinement; the culmination of preceding incompatible events or uninformed persons meeting; how one will be regarded by individuals, peers, family, a presently undefined social group, or the populace at large

They're going to be there, at the same time? Kill me now.

by Backward Evolution January 25, 2014

Kill Me With a Spoon

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011

Kill Me

What you say when you look up normal things that turn into bad things. Basically anything on this website (urban dictionary)

*looks up herbal essences* on urban dictionary, "kill me now!"

by Urban dictionary police June 25, 2018