explodoboy's definitions

eat shit and die

When you demand a nearby person to eat feces of any animal (Human Or Not) and then become a non-living being.

eat shit and die, cunt.

by explodoboy April 3, 2017

fear

The emotion that occurs when your WIFI dies. Also known as the end of the world, World War W... and most importantly "FUCK! THE WIFI DIED!"

Fear: The culmination of emotions that occurs when the WiFi router loses power.

by explodoboy June 29, 2017

Shanksgiving

A prisoner's favorite holiday. Where everyone is free to stab eachother and try to escape.

No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.

by explodoboy November 24, 2017

The Cure

It is the name of a band and also can be used to refer a cure of something, such as the zombie apocalypse or 'you'reitus' (Using you're instead of your)

Here is the cure to 'you'reitus', STOP FUCKING SAYING YOU'RE WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR!

by explodoboy June 29, 2017

fuck

The word that is said immediately after the WiFi stops working.

"FUCK! THE WIFI STOPPED WORKING!"

by explodoboy June 29, 2017

dun did

In the south it means did. Literally that. Stop adding the damn dun. Its pissing me off.

I dun did add a stupid word before did.

by explodoboy April 3, 2017

kill me

When you wish to not be a living being any longer, Or just to fucking die.

Please, Just fucking kill me already.

by explodoboy April 4, 2017