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A total sad case that hangs out on teen chat rooms pretending to be a guy that ville valo hit on! kill me is actually a sad teenage girl from london who needs a life! Kill_me actually is a sad punk rocker who went 2 a nofx gig where she got stuck in a mosh pit,had green hair ,a guy kissed her hand and another one slobbered on her. She also has no friends in her class at school!
HERE IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE! I AM KILL ME!
here me i am kill_me the sad teenage girl who says she is a dude who ville valo hit on!
kill_me by kill_me July 17, 2004
Words you can keep
When you wish to not be a living being any longer, Or just to fucking die.
kill me by explodoboy April 4, 2017
a term used to dignify the extreme urge for one to remove themself from a specific feeling or situation.
Jen: We have to go to class
Jack: Kill me now
kill me by honeylulu October 29, 2007
What you say when you look up normal things that turn into bad things. Basically anything on this website (urban dictionary)
*looks up herbal essences* on urban dictionary, "kill me now!"
yeah,sure i'll kill you!
kill me,i wanna die,i can't deal with my life anymore...HELP ME
kill me by doge human September 12, 2019
an expression used by someone who wants to die or is just a figure of speech for me its first one
my life is so shit will u please kill me...

dude we got skewl tomorrow kill me now
kill me by immeudontknowme July 11, 2009
a term used by teenagers when they don't really want to die but don't want to have 3 exams in one week.
teacher: the exam will be next wednesday
Student: kill me
kill me by koolcatSophiefan September 5, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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