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off balance, off kilter, off the rocker, or whatever you think it might mean??
That picture isn't straight, it's a little killiwonk
killiwonk by Brian56989 August 6, 2007
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killionaire 

In Halo 3, getting 10 kills within four seconds of each other. It is the best medal of its kind. Yes, there have been legitimate killionaires.
To get a killionaire you need a shotgun, a BR, and lots of luck.
killionaire by Jason Brandt January 16, 2008

Killions 

1. Vast amounts of money earned through the death or suffering of people, hence the “Kill” in Killions.

Industries such as the illegal drug trade, gun manufacturing, the oil and coal industries, etc. all make Killions of dollars each year, at the expense of thousands of innocent civilians around the world.
Monsanto makes Killions of dollars every year while it poisons us with pesticides and other toxins in our drinking water.
Killions by Dr. Carey Perkins August 19, 2016

Killionaire 

Someone that uses their brain to make money. Turning nothing into something
"bro I made $1000 in 24 hours" " Thats some Killionaire shit"
Killionaire by succesexfully April 8, 2022

killionare 

the act of when you get 10 kills in less then 4 secends each while playing halo...noobs
killionare
killionare by pochypizzle November 25, 2010

Killionaire 

A person who knew about an imminent pandemic, contributed to a disinformation campaign about it's seriousness, and profited from it by selling stock before the public was aware of the severity. (Then buying things like stock in teleconferencing software).
Richard Burr and Kelly Loeffler are killionaires.
Killionaire by IReadGood March 20, 2020
The largest number possible because it kills all the other numbers.
I'm a killion times better at Excel than Callum!
killion by Lochlan December 9, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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