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Killdozer
1: A heavily armored tractor-driven machine usually having a broad blunt horizontal blade for moving earth, or bulldozer used for public disobedience (esp. vengeful, destructive rampages)
2: Unadulterated awesomeness
2: Unadulterated awesomeness
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Killdozer
1. n; An instrument of quasi in rem justice typically wielded in response to legislative abuse of zoning powers.
2. n; An armor-plated Komatsu bulldozer used to punish abuses of the legislative branch against hard-working Americans who own small businesses.
3. n; Any machine which is fueled by righteousness, justice, freedom, American spirit, and 200 gallons of diesel fuel.
4. v; An extreme and pure act of justice which vindicates the wrongs done against the actor.
5. adj; disposed or inclined to punishing governmental abuse and seeking justice for the citizen.
6. adj; Badass.
7. n; Badass.
8. b; Badass.
9. n; Patriot.
2. n; An armor-plated Komatsu bulldozer used to punish abuses of the legislative branch against hard-working Americans who own small businesses.
3. n; Any machine which is fueled by righteousness, justice, freedom, American spirit, and 200 gallons of diesel fuel.
4. v; An extreme and pure act of justice which vindicates the wrongs done against the actor.
5. adj; disposed or inclined to punishing governmental abuse and seeking justice for the citizen.
6. adj; Badass.
7. n; Badass.
8. b; Badass.
9. n; Patriot.
1. “The board is making itself rich at the expense of honest small business owners, the killdozer will have to be deployed.”
2. “Honey, can you move your car? I need to take the killdozer over to city hall and work some justice.”
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4. “I wrongfully legislated that dude out of business and he killdozered my underinsured hardware store, thus putting me out of business.” “Don’t make me killdozer your printing press.”
5. “Marvin sure is pissed about the local zoning board abusing their power and forcing him out of business, don’t they know he is a real killdozer and won’t let them get away without paying?”
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2. “Honey, can you move your car? I need to take the killdozer over to city hall and work some justice.”
3. ***
4. “I wrongfully legislated that dude out of business and he killdozered my underinsured hardware store, thus putting me out of business.” “Don’t make me killdozer your printing press.”
5. “Marvin sure is pissed about the local zoning board abusing their power and forcing him out of business, don’t they know he is a real killdozer and won’t let them get away without paying?”
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Killdozer by Marvin's Law April 28, 2008
Killafornia
Killafornia by KAYFACE March 16, 2008
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Killdo
Killdo
A non-sexual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the vaginal walls from the use of said object.
Note: Whoever wrote "A queef will force said object out of the clitoris and, thus, negate its title as a killdo." Is DEAD WRONG and if HE thinks that ANYTHING comes out of a clitoris he NEEDS A CLASS IN FEMALE ANATOMY BEFORE HE'S ALLOWED TO EVER TOUCH ANOTHER VAG IN HIS LIFETIME ( though in doubt he's ever inspected one to date).
Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.
A non-sexual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the vaginal walls from the use of said object.
Note: Whoever wrote "A queef will force said object out of the clitoris and, thus, negate its title as a killdo." Is DEAD WRONG and if HE thinks that ANYTHING comes out of a clitoris he NEEDS A CLASS IN FEMALE ANATOMY BEFORE HE'S ALLOWED TO EVER TOUCH ANOTHER VAG IN HIS LIFETIME ( though in doubt he's ever inspected one to date).
Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.
Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.
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