Mike G's definitions

spaced

verb: to space. The act of forgetting or losing total concentration due to a lack of HRAM or drug induced semi-consciousness.

"Dude, I totally spaced. I couldn't tell you where I've been since you started talking."

by Mike G April 8, 2004

HRAM

Noun: acronym: Human Random Access Memory. The attribute of or ability to multi task.

Boss: "I'm going to have to kind of ask you for your TPS report. mm-kay?"

Worker: "Dude I spaced; I totally ran out of HRAM, What'd you say?"

by Mike G April 9, 2004

shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

Manfish

Noun; That anatomical area found on a man located between the sphincter of the anus and the posterior portion of the scrotum characterized by the elevated subdural tubular shape formed by the urethra.

Coined by Ratface Holtzman circa 1990

"He smashed his manfish when he slid off the bike seat and landed on the bar."

by Mike G December 19, 2006

Jackassery

1.The ART of being a complete jackass.
2.When a person acts as a Jackass jackass

Waht kind of jackassery is this?
Thats complete jackassery.

by Mike G January 11, 2005

Oscar

A flaming homosexual that likes to drink wine coolers and sucks at PvP.

Let's go to the gay bar so we can hang out with a bunch of oscar's.

by Mike G March 30, 2005

Floyd Blake

A Floyde Blake is a person that has no ability to PvP whatsoever and still owes an MRev guild dues.

Hey, look over there! That guy really sucks at PvP and still owes us money, he must be a Floyd Blake

by Mike G April 1, 2005