14 definitions by Mike G

wak till

a word used to describe ones outfit; a diss

Im gunna take a big bite outta ur ....wak till

by Mike G February 24, 2005

Genocide

A difficult but fun-filled activity high school kids engage in on weekends.

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer.
-Dogma

by Mike G April 8, 2005

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

by Mike G October 15, 2005

Manfish

Noun; That anatomical area found on a man located between the sphincter of the anus and the posterior portion of the scrotum characterized by the elevated subdural tubular shape formed by the urethra.

Coined by Ratface Holtzman circa 1990

"He smashed his manfish when he slid off the bike seat and landed on the bar."

by Mike G December 17, 2006

slipknocker

idiot, moron. derived from "cockknocker"

what did you screw up now, slipknocker?

by Mike G October 12, 2004

HRAM

Noun: acronym: Human Random Access Memory. The attribute of or ability to multi task.

Boss: "I'm going to have to kind of ask you for your TPS report. mm-kay?"

Worker: "Dude I spaced; I totally ran out of HRAM, What'd you say?"

by Mike G April 9, 2004

Jackassery

1.The ART of being a complete jackass.
2.When a person acts as a Jackass jackass

Waht kind of jackassery is this?
Thats complete jackassery.

by Mike G January 11, 2005