killdozer

An instrument of justice weilded by the righteous against the wicked and any hardware stores they happen to own.
Granby, Colorado was completely reamed by the killdozer on June 4th, in the Year of Our Lord 2004.
by Burt Felk June 05, 2004
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killdozer

A true American hero. Proof that one man can do anything he sets his mind to, and do it well.

With a bit of determination, can-do attitude, and a bulldozer with armour plate welded to the outside, you too can make a difference.
"Run, Killdozer is smashing us like ants!"
by threeseven June 05, 2004
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killdozer

An armor plated bulldozer pioneered in Granby, CO. Was used on 06/04/04 to smite the wicked.
I was so ticked off that they built a concrete refinery next to my small business that I built a killdozer and destroyed city hall.
by Broobyler June 05, 2004
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killdozer

An incarnation of personal justice manifested in the form of a D6-8U bulldozer vehicle with 1-inch blackened steel plating welded over the engine, treads, and driver's compartment, with optional viewing slits and/or armored hi-caliber gun turrets. Useful for demolishing business establishments owned by those who have done you injustice.

The current version of the killdozer sports a weakness in the cooling system for the engine, resulting in a tendency for radiator blowout and stalling. Future revisions of the Killdozer (v.2.0+) will have an upgraded radiator cooling system coupled with more efficient ventilation, along with a higher capcity fuel tank to allow for more bulldozing justice. Optional upgrades include a menacing new paintjob, metal spikes welded on the driver's compartment to prevent boarding by corrupt small-town police officers, bulletproof viewing window for better target identification, and an escape pod in the event that vehicle is disabled.
After having to close his muffler business due to the corrupt zoning practices of the city officials, Marvin decided to destroy the businesses of those responsible for his downfall with his self-made killdozer.
by Dick Justice June 05, 2004
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killdozer

A mechanical wonder used to fight against corporate evils defend the little guy. Especially hates appliance stores and concrete plants.

Can be used as a noun or a verb (killdozed)

AKA Marvin's Killdozer
That guy just killdozed the 7-11 with the killdozer!
by lowtax June 05, 2004
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killdozer

Any transportation equipment armed with steel that wields justice, can only be conducted by the righteous.
The man gallantly rode his killdozer into town so that the wicked could taste sour defeat and the world would know sweet justice.
by Fedaykin June 09, 2004
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killdozer

An armor plated vehicle used to destroy buildings that people who TOTALLY FUCKING SCREWED YOU over own.
Don't even talk about the concrete plant with him, he'll fucking killdozer you.
by Evan Parker June 05, 2004
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