1. n; An instrument of quasi in rem justice typically wielded in response to legislative abuse of zoning powers.
2. n; An armor-plated Komatsu bulldozer used to punish abuses of the legislative branch against hard-working Americans who own
small businesses.
3. n; Any machine which is fueled by righteousness, justice, freedom, American spirit, and 200 gallons of
diesel fuel.
4. v; An extreme and pure act of justice which vindicates the wrongs done against the actor.
5. adj; disposed or inclined to punishing governmental abuse and seeking justice for the citizen.
6. adj; Badass.
7. n; Badass.
8. b; Badass.
9. n;
Patriot.
1. “The board is making itself rich at the expense of honest small business owners, the killdozer
will have to be deployed.”
2. “
Honey, can you move your
car? I need to take the killdozer over to city hall and work some justice.”
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4. “I wrongfully legislated that dude out of business and he killdozered my underinsured hardware store, thus putting me out of business.” “Don’t make me killdozer your printing press.”
5. “
Marvin sure is pissed about the local zoning board abusing their power and forcing him out of business, don’t they know he is a real killdozer and won’t let them get away without paying?”
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