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Kielbasa Seed

The hard chunks of ground up bone found inside of a sausage.
Great horny toads! I just done cracked my tooth on a kielbasa seed!
Kielbasa Seed by DaveyHamburger June 16, 2020

Kielbasa in the can 

Another term for Anal Sex.
I asked her is she'd ever had kielbasa in the can.
Kielbasa in the can by Kram Srednuas December 24, 2007

[kielbasa]

The Polish sausage. Considered not only by Poles, to be very tasty and nourishing. Genuine 'kielbasas' are made from meat, have little harmful additives and very often are cured and dried.
Ta kielbasa jest rzeczywiscie bardzo smaczna.
This kielbasa is really very tasty.
[kielbasa] by Lukasz Pietras May 25, 2006
A Polish man's penis. It is known for being extremely large and deadly upon penetration of the female body.
Jenna had eyeball-rolling orgasms when Bartek rammed his kielbasa inside her.
Kielbasa by Polezilla January 14, 2010
1) Polish sausage

2) A large penis
Damn I'm sore! Baby boy split my bun with his kielbasa last night.
kielbasa by Ayudame April 10, 2006

Kielbasa sausage 

1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song
1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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