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A Polish man's penis. It is known for being extremely large and deadly upon penetration of the female body.
Jenna had eyeball-rolling orgasms when Bartek rammed his kielbasa inside her.
Kielbasa by Polezilla January 14, 2010
1) Polish sausage

2) A large penis
Damn I'm sore! Baby boy split my bun with his kielbasa last night.
kielbasa by Ayudame April 10, 2006
Polish word which means sausage. Period
I love eating sausage. - Uwielbiam jesc kielbasa.
kielbasa by LLLLLLLLLL October 23, 2007
a term used in Tenacious D's Kielbasa song, and other uses. it means Penis
woo my kielbasa is big tonight!
kielbasa by DigitalN. January 15, 2005
(keel bah sah) noun. A guy's penis that is larger than anyone would expected for his height, build, and/or race. Usually occurs with guys that are shorter or skinnier than the average guy.
After she turned down an offer for a date from the skinny guy, she found out he had a kielbasa, so she had a friend bring him to her party so they could hook-up.
kielbasa by Moism July 14, 2010
my kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm
kielbasa by Anonymous February 4, 2003
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