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[kielbasa]

The Polish sausage. Considered not only by Poles, to be very tasty and nourishing. Genuine 'kielbasas' are made from meat, have little harmful additives and very often are cured and dried.
Ta kielbasa jest rzeczywiscie bardzo smaczna.
This kielbasa is really very tasty.
[kielbasa] by Lukasz Pietras May 25, 2006
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A Polish man's penis. It is known for being extremely large and deadly upon penetration of the female body.
Jenna had eyeball-rolling orgasms when Bartek rammed his kielbasa inside her.
Kielbasa by Polezilla January 14, 2010
1) Polish sausage

2) A large penis
Damn I'm sore! Baby boy split my bun with his kielbasa last night.
kielbasa by Ayudame April 10, 2006
Polish word which means sausage. Period
I love eating sausage. - Uwielbiam jesc kielbasa.
kielbasa by LLLLLLLLLL October 23, 2007
a term used in Tenacious D's Kielbasa song, and other uses. it means Penis
woo my kielbasa is big tonight!
kielbasa by DigitalN. January 15, 2005
(keel bah sah) noun. A guy's penis that is larger than anyone would expected for his height, build, and/or race. Usually occurs with guys that are shorter or skinnier than the average guy.
After she turned down an offer for a date from the skinny guy, she found out he had a kielbasa, so she had a friend bring him to her party so they could hook-up.
kielbasa by Moism July 14, 2010
my kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm
kielbasa by Anonymous February 4, 2003
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