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To be jewed/screwed constantly in a way of spending money.
That doctor kiked me over at the hospital with a 200 dollar fee.
Kiked by irumi May 13, 2006
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Kikelist 

Jeff: "Wow, did you just see that kikelist ride by us."

Kevin: "Yeah, he almost looked like Lance Armstrong, except that his nose was even bigger."

Kicked dick 

An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.
Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
Kicked dick by wizecracker October 6, 2016

i drop kicked that child in self defense 

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense
Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

KikeTuber 

A YouTuber that goes around ruining other communities for the sake of money regardless of the disservice it does to those communities. The primary concern of a KikeTuber is gathering shekels from ad revenue by exploiting 12 year olds on their mom's mobile devices that don't run adblock. This is accomplished by running an insane amount of adds on videos about popular games like 5NAF or Minecraft.

Unlike a regular YouTuber who makes videos for business and pleasure a KikeTuber's heart has shriveled up and died leaving nothing but a bad laugh and a fake smile.
Person 1. Who is this CampingRusher kid. His videos are all clickbait
Person 2. Nah it's worse that that. He's a KikeTuber. Just in it for the money
KikeTuber by Themandoc January 2, 2017

Face like a kicked-in shit can 

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about
eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

church-kike 

A derogatory slur for a Judeo-Christian, often characterized under the category of Churchianity
John Hagee, like many other televengelists, is just another church-kike you should avoid.
church-kike by Mizraim2425 September 11, 2020
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