kicked in the balls

Either literally being kicked in the balls or decsribing a feeling of emotional pain of the same degree.

"Oi, did you see how we all kicked steve payton in the balls today?"
ÿeah no way he is havin kids. He got kicked in the balls bad"

"Oi, did you here my new gridiron ball got kicked over the fence, will never get it back"...
"Man, thats a kick in the balls. Bad Luck."

by Steve Gayton September 15, 2006

kick in the balls

When a person (usually a woman, but men can too) strikes a male's testicles with their foot, resulting in the kickee being immobilized by pain and possibly sterilizing or emmasculating him.

Wendy was tired of his cheating so she gave him a devastating kick in the balls

by Sam E82 August 25, 2007

kick in the balls

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.

Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D

by Ballbuster July 9, 2013

Kick in the balls

When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.

Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head

Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin

Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear

Boyfriend : dies

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

Emotional Kick In The Balls

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.

"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."

by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010

swift kick in the balls

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain

Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

by yummahfupa August 14, 2011

Kicked in the balls

So why does some of the boys still fight about this .Like what did y'all even do to get kicked in the balls huhh....
I swear why did u even piss someones day maybe thats the reason to get kicked in the balls.Y'all can't just shut you're own mouth up for second and still complain about it thinking it hurts more and starting a war.And before you search up "Anime boys smiling" without even watching anime....

"Getting kicked in the balls hurts so much more than you're period cramps"

by I_AM_JAZZ_OK August 22, 2021