KIJI 

Coolest minecraft gamer on the planet Earth. him dying is a war crime in 83 countries.

Damn KIJI is so good at minecraft

KIJI by NotKIJI May 25, 2021

kiji 

A tropical fruit with a soft shell that grows on rare islands along the Atlantic. Scientists say that only one percent of population will see one in their life. If found it is usually in southern Bahamas

I found a Kiji in the Bahamas and it tasted sweet and juicy on the inside.

kiji by Audsad April 6, 2016

Kijiji

An online classifieds site owned by eBay; the Canadian equivalent to Craigslist.

I went on Kijiji and bought some clothes

Kijiji by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 4, 2019

Kijitard 

A person that responds to a Kijiji ad and tries to get something for free or low-balls the asking price during the exchange.

During exchange:
Me: I'm asking for $100 for this item
Kijitard: OK, but I only have $50 on me and I don't have my bank card
Me: But we agreed on $100
Kijitard: That's all that I have. Take it or leave it.
Me: I'll leave it. You're a Kijitard

Kijitard by Jivefool September 5, 2019

Kijijidiot 

noun

Definition of KIJIJIDIOT

1. Usually offensive: a person who excessively wastes ones time by calling/emailing/texting to schedule a specific pickup time for an item sold on Kijiji and will never ever ever show up.

2. : a foolish person that is afraid of human interaction and would rather “virtually” own your useless shit.

3. : a foolish person that will offer you half of your asking price, not because it’s worth half…but because they have calculated half for their specific offer.

See idiot defined for English-language learners »

Origin of KIJIJIIDIOT

Middle English, from Anglo-French Cahjijiydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, from Greek idiōtēs one in a private station, layman, ignorant person that decieves, from idios one's own, private; akin to Latin suus one's own

1. Don't be such an kijijidiot and tell me you are coming at 530pm sharp only to never show up or ever answer your cell phone/email EVER again.

2. <only an “kijijidiotee” would fall for such a scam twice in a row from the same person.

Kijijidiot by Jeff Scratch January 15, 2013

kijijier

1. A renter, typically living in a new condominium, who found their unit on Kijiji for rent.

2. An annoying renter/tenant who thinks they own their unit. This person will do as they please and dismiss any condominium regulations, because they simply don't care.

Owner- "Can you please stop banging the gym weights on the floor?"

Kijijier- "Fuck you lady, this is my place. I make my own rules"

kijijier by kijijier October 13, 2014

Kijijied 

When you go to buy something on kijiji and it’s just completely not at all what it was described as. Or some one saying they are on there way to buy something that you listed on kijiji and not showing up

(Looking at a car)
Blown engine no tread rusted through the floor no doors. But the sealer said it was mint, you just got kijijied

Kijijied by CblazeQ November 24, 2018