Definitions by Jivefool

Scooter Cooter 

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.

ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!

Scooter Cooter by Jivefool July 25, 2021

The Nugs 

A colloquial name for a guy that can provide stats about any sports team and wakes up to a fart sound.

Me to a friend: "The Nugs was napping on the couch and I farted a wake-up alarm for him"

The Nugs by Jivefool May 11, 2020

sluicie 

A woman that seeks out relationships based on money and property. Also known as a gold-digger.

Man, that chick was playing me just for my money and home. She's a gold-digging Sluicie.

sluicie by Jivefool September 15, 2019

Kijitard 

A person that responds to a Kijiji ad and tries to get something for free or low-balls the asking price during the exchange.

During exchange:
Me: I'm asking for $100 for this item
Kijitard: OK, but I only have $50 on me and I don't have my bank card
Me: But we agreed on $100
Kijitard: That's all that I have. Take it or leave it.
Me: I'll leave it. You're a Kijitard

Kijitard by Jivefool September 5, 2019