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Kijijied 

When you go to buy something on kijiji and it’s just completely not at all what it was described as. Or some one saying they are on there way to buy something that you listed on kijiji and not showing up
(Looking at a car)
Blown engine no tread rusted through the floor no doors. But the sealer said it was mint, you just got kijijied
Kijijied by CblazeQ November 24, 2018
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kijijied 

to sell something on kijiji. Often times, the habit can get out of hand.
Man, I think you have a problem; you've kijijied almost half of your house!
kijijied by knob nucker April 7, 2010
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Kijijidiot 

noun

Definition of KIJIJIDIOT

1. Usually offensive: a person who excessively wastes ones time by calling/emailing/texting to schedule a specific pickup time for an item sold on Kijiji and will never ever ever show up.

2. : a foolish person that is afraid of human interaction and would rather “virtually” own your useless shit.

3. : a foolish person that will offer you half of your asking price, not because it’s worth half…but because they have calculated half for their specific offer.

See idiot defined for English-language learners »

Origin of KIJIJIIDIOT

Middle English, from Anglo-French Cahjijiydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, from Greek idiōtēs one in a private station, layman, ignorant person that decieves, from idios one's own, private; akin to Latin suus one's own
1. Don't be such an kijijidiot and tell me you are coming at 530pm sharp only to never show up or ever answer your cell phone/email EVER again.

2. <only an “kijijidiotee” would fall for such a scam twice in a row from the same person.
Kijijidiot by Jeff Scratch January 15, 2013
1. A renter, typically living in a new condominium, who found their unit on Kijiji for rent.

2. An annoying renter/tenant who thinks they own their unit. This person will do as they please and dismiss any condominium regulations, because they simply don't care.
Owner- "Can you please stop banging the gym weights on the floor?"

Kijijier- "Fuck you lady, this is my place. I make my own rules"
kijijier by kijijier October 13, 2014
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