Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in
Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of
one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable
crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer
screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking
Mustang Derangement
Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."