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Kicking Mustang
A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.
Kicking Mustang by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023
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Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome
Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023
Kicking shit
Kicking shit by mindjammer June 5, 2016
kicking the hammer
Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.
kicking the hammer by DoTheDood May 21, 2017
kicking ash
Thank you for your selfless dedication and stamina as you’re totally kicking ash in all parts of California!
kicking ash by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020
kicking the gong around
"He took her down to Chinatown and taught her how to kick the gong around"
"I saw ol'' Joe and he was kicking the gong around"
"I saw ol'' Joe and he was kicking the gong around"
kicking the gong around by doctor john August 13, 2014
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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