Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in
Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of
one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair
loss.
"He's
50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking
Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he
won't reproduce."