kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

Donkey Kick

A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.

I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.

by Eric Ewing July 1, 2006

Donkey-Kick

a Donkey-Kick is where someone puts both hands on the counter and then kicks with full force behind them resembling what a donkey kick looks like.

as a prank i told taylor to donkey-kick jason and it left jason blacked out on the floor.

by elyksnave July 19, 2011

Kick A Donkey

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.

That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!

by micahdehn January 6, 2008

Donkey Kick

During anal affairs, the male may try the donkey punch right before ejaculation, but often, the females counter attack may be to kick backwards, resulting in the male being knocked out.

I tried to donkey punch my girlfriend for the first time, but after failing to knock her out, she reacted by donkey kicking me.

by TheBoss1185 October 5, 2010

Donkey Kick

Six goals scored by the same player in one match or game, also known as a double hattrick.

Wow, that was a nice donkey kick you had there Jimmy!

by Bobbyboy45 September 24, 2011

Donkey Kick

The act of overdosing on painkillers and then getting your balls pounded in by another women's high-heels until a ball breaks or the testicular sack rips open. Also known as Snap, Crackle, Pop.

I headed to the hospital after my share of the Donkey Kick.

by SnapCracklePoop December 13, 2010