khalven

LOL HI KHALVEN IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!! IM WRITING THIS I LOOOVEEE YOU

i love my boyfriend khalven, the sweetest and most handsome boy in the world. a heart so pure of gold and a mind that is so innocent yet so smart.

by sknuke June 22, 2023

Kalven

Kalven is a person who can make your day whenever you're down. a person who is not a cheater and is completely faithful to the person he loves. he's committed and driven. he's the type of guy who wants to live life to the fullest. he may lose his temper easily and can't be all too understanding but it's his only defense mechanism. he's loud. and freakishly AMAZING. he 's wild and really fun to be around. he's the type of guy that all the girls want. a chick magnet. also annoyingly happy and hyper, in a good way. simply just a kalven. often has a small butt also.

Bro' i wish i was a Kalven, that would be the sexiest shit ever.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.

by bubbahlove29 January 10, 2012

[Kalven Crockford]

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.

You are such a Kalven Crockford

by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008

Khalen

A beautiful , intelligent , & carefree girl🐐💓 She doesn't worry about what anybody has to say🤷🏻 ♀️🤤

Person 1 : Have you heard of that girl Khalen ?

Person 2 : yeah , she's so pretty😍

by Chicken1236 April 8, 2017

Kralvenism

The best religion to have ever existed. Kralven is a God, resembling Kermit the Frog. He was rumoured to have had sex with another one of the first gods to create the first few humans. After a whole lot of weird ass incest, here we are. There are many gods, but if you would like to hear about them, email the creator of the religion at [e-mail].

Person: did you hear about Kralven?
Me: Of course, I've converted to Kralvenism last week

by Kralven November 30, 2019

khalen

The most kind-hearted black boy you'll ever meet. Khalen tries his very best to make his girlfriend happy and he does a great job. He has the most amazing laugh and when you hear it you'll never want to leave his side. Khalen is such a sweet man and he's not like the other f boys. He has Abby's heart forever and ever.

Khalen is the only guy with the key to Abby's heart.

by Adubois9 February 5, 2017

Kalven

kalven is not a word

You are such a kalven

by kalvenchan123455 June 3, 2018