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Kralvenism

The best religion to have ever existed. Kralven is a God, resembling Kermit the Frog. He was rumoured to have had sex with another one of the first gods to create the first few humans. After a whole lot of weird ass incest, here we are. There are many gods, but if you would like to hear about them, email the creator of the religion at [e-mail].

Person: did you hear about Kralven?
Me: Of course, I've converted to Kralvenism last week

by Kralven November 30, 2019