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Khalvin is the typa dude to
Lmaoooo khalvin!!!🤣🤣
khalvin by KHALKHALCOMEDY March 4, 2022
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the most beautiful person one will ever meet in and out always willing to do for others and the best spouse and father of all times and always drops big loads from his giant package, really good with using his "tool" and makes you fall intensly in love extremely quikly and is an etremely sexy manbeast
he must be a kalvin because he screwed me like their was no tomarrow and im going back for more night after night :)
kalvin by the chosen one for a kalvin November 27, 2012

Kalvinate 

protecting the flame of a lighter from the wind, for another person who is lighting it, usualy with hands or suitable wind protecting device.
Shannon asked Matt to kalvinate while she lit her cigarette/bong
"Dude its windy, kalvinate"
"I need some Kalvination over here"
Kalvinate by nonleaded February 27, 2006
she is very pretty and cute, she's kind, she's smart, she's funny.

she gives off positive energy everywhere she goes, everyone in the room will feel happy when she comes in.

she treats everyone nicely, she's just a great person overall

she can feel lonely sometimes, but despite all of her problems, she still can keep a smile on her face and make everyone's day, that's just how great she is.

if you have a Khaline as a friend, please treat her as nice as you possibly can because she will do the same as to you as well.

and if you're her romantic partner, don't you dare hurt her, if you hurt her i will come to your house and shoot you with a water gun over and over again until you ask for forgiveness.

Khaline is a great person and i love her with all of my heart.
"Dude, look at that girl over there, she looks like a goddess!"

"yea, dude! she's totally a Khaline."
Khaline by Wawan The Gecko November 22, 2021
A typical proud awesome Hong Kong Asian (note: he is different from Calvin.) He is very talented in academics and surprisingly sports. His dick is bigger than the average white male but he doesn't point that out. He has lots of streets smart and has balls to do things everyone else would pussy out of. He is not a typical bragger and tends to hide his true personality and problems inside. He is a good listener and he will help solve your problems. He is hated by nobody and everyone seems to either be his acquaintance or friends. He is funny and pretty good looking but he doesn't show much interest in girls unless a girl shows interests in him. Outside of school life he is very mysterious and if he sees you he will ignore you and walk away even if you are a close friend.
Kalvin is so popular, cool, and kind but the other day when I saw him and said hi, he walked away!
Kalvin by Caroline Lee March 16, 2014
a person who is funny and retarded and sometimes even C-O-O-L...oh yeah...and even sometimes SEXY..*WINK*
wow friend...your so KALVIN!!!!!
KALVIN by kalvin November 4, 2003

Kalvin Garrah

The Ben Shapiro of Trans
We already got Ben Shapiro, then there's this truscum Kalvin Garrah.
Kalvin Garrah by suck_my_d33 June 29, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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