Kalven

Kalven is a person who can make your day whenever you're down. a person who is not a cheater and is completely faithful to the person he loves. he's committed and driven. he's the type of guy who wants to live life to the fullest. he may lose his temper easily and can't be all too understanding but it's his only defense mechanism. he's loud. and freakishly AMAZING. he 's wild and really fun to be around. he's the type of guy that all the girls want. a chick magnet. also annoyingly happy and hyper, in a good way. simply just a kalven. often has a small butt also.

Bro' i wish i was a Kalven, that would be the sexiest shit ever.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.

by bubbahlove29 January 10, 2012

Kalven

kalven is not a word

You are such a kalven

by kalvenchan123455 June 3, 2018

Kalven

A person who is awake and not sleeping under a grey blanket in mexico

Kalven is awake

by Cottosalamidragon October 27, 2021

[Kalven Crockford]

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.

You are such a Kalven Crockford

by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008

kalven swank

coolest dude you'll ever met

he's such a kalven swank.

by gxmeover July 28, 2023

Kalvon

a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon

French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi

by LeWhiz June 12, 2018

Kalena

Kalena is a hard person to get to know. She’ll shut you out but slowly let you in if you try. Any boy will get lost in her eyes because they are her most gorgeous feature although all of her is perfect. She falls in love way to easily although she always try not to cause she doesn’t want to get hurt. If she messages you it’s because you mean something to her so don’t shut her out. She dances a lot and can sing better than most people. Whatever you do, don’t mess with her feeling cause it’ll fuck her up real bad.

Boy: Can I meet you?
Kalena: Mmm
Boy: Please
Kalena:...

by alwaysinlove February 21, 2019