Kralvenism 

The best religion to have ever existed. Kralven is a God, resembling Kermit the Frog. He was rumoured to have had sex with another one of the first gods to create the first few humans. After a whole lot of weird ass incest, here we are. There are many gods, but if you would like to hear about them, email the creator of the religion at [e-mail].

Person: did you hear about Kralven?
Me: Of course, I've converted to Kralvenism last week

Kralvenism by Kralven November 30, 2019

Klavenism 

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.

"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
www.ILoveYouManMovie.com

Klavenism by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009

Klavenism 

When a person has an addiction for large black penis.

Ron " I think we might need to get you help"
Whitney " It's fine, i have been controlling myself lately"

Ron " You had five guys here last night, and you can't even tell me there names. You are suffering from Klavenism "

Whitney " I'm sorry, I don't even know who i am anymore"

Klavenism by Grande Muchacho December 2, 2010