keyln

a fucking dickhead and a lying cheater who is secretly cheating on his gf.

Person 1: hey do you know keyln?

Person 2: yes, hes a dick head and a lying piece of shit

by ClownPapaya November 7, 2023

Skeleton Keying

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018

Keylele

A musical instrument combining a ukelele and a keyboard, similar in style to a keytar.

Q: Man, can you believe how amazingly Adam shreds on the keylele?

A: Yeah dude, he used to be the lead keytarist in that Brooklyn hipster band.

by truckel5 September 15, 2016

Keyli

A wonderful girl with a sense of humor and beautiful voice. She is beautiful and many boys love her. She would make a great friend cause she is a caring person. She is tough on the outside but sensitive and romantic on the inside. She is a great girl.

Girl1:omg! She is sooo nice
Boy1:she must be keyli
Boy2:she is awesome

Girl:2 she is my bestie!!
Boy3:im dating her!
Girl3:she is the best!

by Keylis13 June 19, 2017

Keyly

Different from other people. Playful and smiley. They get bored easily and love going on adventures. They’re very independent and do their own thing. Hot. Mysterious. Innocent. Chill. Caring. Kind. Pleasant. They are beautiful but don’t care about it. A lot of people find themselves being attracted to them. You can trust them with anything. Give the greatest advice. Tend to be somewhere else and zone out a lot. They’re bubbly and wild when they’re comfortable, but cold and distant when they’re not. They’re very different and optimistic. They’ve been through a lot. They look at the world in a different way. Always look beautiful. They’re stunning, turn heads and get attention even when they don’t want it. Great senses of style, they always look flawless even when they don’t try. People are always staring at her but she never notices. Guys chase after her but she rejects them. A lot of girls are jealous of her. Beautiful smile. Has a big ass. Fuck girls. Heartbreakers. Bad at commitment. Down for anything. loyal and genuine friends. Confident but insecure and very emotional. You feel comfortable around her and she’s a great listener. She’s hard to impress. If you’re close to a Keyly never let her go. There’s no one like her. Probably the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.

Have you seen Keyly? Damn

by Kshdisnsk1996 November 30, 2018

Keyler

Sweet, unique, special, and funny are a few words to describe him. When you look into his eyes you fall in love all over again. No girl can resist his smile. Every time he smiles he lights up the room.

Friend: Hey it's Keyler!!!
Me: Yup!!!!

by Unisaur6454 May 20, 2017

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011