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kewter

a girl has a kewter
by Joe Damagio March 23, 2003
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Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”
by Crayson February 8, 2019
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keetered

BOTH drunk and stoned.
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
by SwingBatter October 12, 2009
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Kawter

kawter is a beautiful name with a deep meaning - a beautiful river in heaven. kawter is the pretty confident and funny girl. Every boy falls for her smile , although she is confident deep down there is an insecurity, she feels as if her lover does not love her. She stays strong throughout this and actually her lover has massive crush on her!! Kawter has only 4-5 close friends as she does not trust most people. You should know never to hurt Kawter's fragile heart of gold because her tears are more valuable than you think.
"OMG have you seen kawter, she is so beautiful"
by Emma Hernandez November 24, 2018
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Kewper

Kewper is the best bro you will ever find. He is protective, tough, and can put up quite a fight! he isn't very bright, but will do what is needed to the best of his abilities.He can make a joke out of any predicament that comes his way. He loves dodos, and gaming to the max with his buddies.If you are looking for a cool guy and a best bro, Kewper is the guy!
( He also rules the Thatch Palace )
R.J: Who is that really cool guy?
Guy: Oh, that's that really cool guy, Kewper!
by Death Reaper April 18, 2019
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Kettering high school

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.
by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021
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keter

this is a clas of SCP's. "Keter" is assigned to subjects that both display vigorous, active hostility to human life, civilization, and/or spacetime, and are capable of causing significant destruction in the event of a containment breach. Such subjects must be cataloged, contained according to special containment procedures, and destroyed, if possible.

Merely being inimical to human life is not in itself cause for classification as a Keter-level object. A Keter classification indicates that not only is this subject capable of inflicting devastating harm to human life and civilization, but that containment protocols must be extensive, involved, and precisely followed in order to prevent it from doing so. Research into the neutralization of Keter-class SCPs is always a top priority for the Foundation.

Cases where Keter-class objects that can be neutralized by Foundation personnel persist in Foundation custody are rare, and are grouped into three main categories. In addition to cases where destruction of the object continues to be unfeasible due to apparent invulnerability or similar circumstance, there are some Keter-class objects with significant tactical value for the Foundation, as well as Keter-class objects that threaten more harm to humanity from their neutralization than from their continued existence.
d-class personel 1 : "whats the type of scp we are going to"
d-class personel 2: "i think i heard keter"
d-class personel1: "fuck"
by NOT king dr. Bright February 21, 2019
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