ketche

a term used to insult a friend when they are behaving in a disgusting manner, possibly ladish or yobbish. However it's used in a humorous way and only applied to friends.

1. Oi stop ketching about.
2. why you acting like such a ketche?
3. you dirty little ketche!!

by Relatively clever July 08, 2010

ketch

bloated overhanging stomach

you have a fat ketch

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Ketch

The best American bike made.

I rode my Ketch at the park today

by Potato Skins August 07, 2010

ketch

How catch is pronounced. catch is pronounce like ''ketch''.

I am going to ketch the ball.

by David June 10, 2004

Ketch

1. A man who assumes they are the shit, especially with the ladies, even though they are the opposite and probably get rejected a lot.

2. A woman who comes across as a slut, such as their dress sense and flirting, because they think it is attractive.

That bitch out there on the street corner is a ketch.

by ShrektheThird December 08, 2019

Ketch

Slang for money; Can be described as short for ketchup

Yo Tyrone you got the ketch?

by BusStop112 November 25, 2017

Ketch

The best way to abbreviate "ketchup". Using this will make you an instant cool guy.

"hey can you pass the ketch?"
"yeah!" *whispers to other friend nearby* "that guy is so cool"

by JiveAssToot August 06, 2016