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Keiseling 

When masturbating in the shower, insert 1-2 fingers rectally. Repeat until desired pleasure is met.
Last night I was keiseling, when I came all over the ceiling in the shower.
Keiseling by Aaron6389 December 3, 2010
Words you can keep
One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.
Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?
Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014

Keistering 

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

Aimee Keeling 

A sexy girl with big tits and a sexy booty that boys dicks that are dying to be shoved into her.
My d*ck is dying to be shoved up Aimee Keelings booty
Aimee Keeling by Cobie Hodgekiss January 27, 2019

Kegeling 

Kegeling is an exercise that strengthens your pelvic floor, solving certain medical issues. They can be beneficial sexually as well. While they are commonly thought of as a women's exercise, men can benefit from Kegeling as well.

History
Kegeling was invented by Dr. Arnold Kegel in 1948. He invented the exercise to help women who had given childbirth and were having resultant incontinence issues.

Medical Benefits
Kegeling is excellent at preventing urinary incontinence and fecal incontinence in women and men. It's used to prevent pelvic prolapse, which is when a woman's organs, such as her uterus, slips out of place. It can prevent prostate pain in men. Finally, it can make pushing easier and prevent hemorrhoids during childbirth.

Sexual Benefits
Kegeling will strengthen orgasms and overall sexual pleasure for both men and women. It encourages blood flow, so it can also strengthen erections.

Muscles Affected
Kegeling exercises the pelvic floor muscles, including the pubococcygeus muscle, or PC muscle. The exercises potentially affect the urethra, vagina, cremaster muscle, testicles and anal canal.

The Kegel Exercise
A Kegel involves clenching the muscles on your pelvic floor, such as used when stopping and starting your flow of urine in while peeing
I must have sex with you because I've been Kegeling.
Kegeling by Whorechata January 9, 2011

Cocos (Keeling) Island 

1. (noun) The devine place. Heaven on Earth. Located in the middle of the Idian Ocean
2. (adjective) Smooth white beaches, crystal clear blue waters, lushes coconuts, incredible constant warm whether and isolated from busy city life.
It's time we went to 'Cocos Island'
This place is like 'Cocos Island'

kaylor keeling 

an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing
girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.
kaylor keeling by norma76564 December 25, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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