kesbo

A derogatory term that means Lesbian.

that manly chick looks like a kesbo

by beyondbuzzed45 January 3, 2009

Kesbo

A rhyme of Lesbo that shares the same meaning but less offensive and more disguised. Generally used by Homophobes. They also usually eat Big Macs. Enjoy kinky intercourse (fans of the Golden Shower). Many reside on Ellis Island. Tend to be in Dykey Wifey Love.

"The Kesbo's are coming! The Kerbo's are coming!"

by Foreskin Tit December 20, 2008

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

kelbow

a musical instrument used to impress the ladies.

person 1: I play the kelbow.
person 2: wtf is a kelbow, am I stupid?

by LacJam March 24, 2020

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

by Tad Strange December 16, 2015