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by eightmillioneyes September 30, 2008
Get the kelbow mug.Sometimes referred to as "K-town" or "shit-hole" Beautiful town located on both sides of the Okanagan lake. Population is roughly 30% old bastards, %40 college students, the rest is made up of equal parts rich pricks, crackheads, and hell's angels. Party central of the interior BC home to a whopping 3 clubs which cater to its D-bag patrons every weekend.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Tim: dude im transferring to UBCO in kelowna this semester
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
by Big T, the small D March 25, 2020
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Hey Chris, what time is Jeremy supposed to be here? Oh wait, he isn't coming.. We just got KilbOWNED!
So the tiebreaker for this outing is the amount of birdies you got throughout the round? Not by going back to the toughest handicap hole and seeing who had the best score? Damn, we just got KilbOWNED
So the tiebreaker for this outing is the amount of birdies you got throughout the round? Not by going back to the toughest handicap hole and seeing who had the best score? Damn, we just got KilbOWNED
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Sometimes people get eczema there, but I'm really only mentioning that so the definition is longer.
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