kersploinky 

whenever something goes wrong or messes up

bro my brain went kersploinky there my bad

kersploinky by vince on your mom August 20, 2022

kersploink

It is a word to describe the sound a small rock or tiny object makes when hitting liquid.

"It went KERSPLOINK when it hit the water."

"That tiny turd did a big kersploink in the toilet. Such a nice sound .."

kersploink by AnInternetTroll March 2, 2022

Kersploinkied 

To hit the gritty so hard that you crap your pants.

Dude, your friend just kersploinkied so hard.

Kersploinkied by HalfBaKon December 31, 2022

Kersplonka 

Slang for ass, similarly to how "badonkers" is used as a term for breasts. Can also be spelled like "Kersplonker".

You've got MASSIVE Kersplonkas, dude. Double caked up on a Thursday afternoon, right there.

Kersplonka by knightofpherae February 1, 2021

Kershloink 

The act of grabbing someone's skull firmly and turning it upright before kissing the front of their neck.

The gender neutral term for kershloink is simply shloink, and the gender specific term is alakershloink.

"I can't believe Johnny kershloinked me right in front of my parents!"

Kershloink by Stupid Yellow Bastard iix May 22, 2021

kerploinking 

when a man has a full erection, he lays on the ground and the woman jumps off of the bed onto his penis, aiming to get it in the first hole flawlessly

"Hey babe, do you wanna try kerploinking tonight? I can even pull out the stepping stool for some added height"

kerploinking by 4le_xxd July 27, 2025