Kersplonka

Slang for ass, similarly to how "badonkers" is used as a term for breasts. Can also be spelled like "Kersplonker".

You've got MASSIVE Kersplonkas, dude. Double caked up on a Thursday afternoon, right there.

by knightofpherae February 1, 2021

kersplunk

The noise made when someone with a mega penis drops his pants, and the Thing drops to the floor, surprising everyone.

I flashed the people at Wal-Mart, and it was a total kersplunk.

by Harry Manback November 29, 2006

kerplonk

noun: A plonker whose actions are especially idiotic, eliciting surprise from any witnesses to their actions.

You're an absolute kerplonk sometimes, you know that?

by Two9A January 25, 2011

kersploink

It is a word to describe the sound a small rock or tiny object makes when hitting liquid.

"It went KERSPLOINK when it hit the water."

"That tiny turd did a big kersploink in the toilet. Such a nice sound .."

by AnInternetTroll March 2, 2022

Kersploinkied

To hit the gritty so hard that you crap your pants.

Dude, your friend just kersploinkied so hard.

by HalfBaKon December 31, 2022

kersplunk

When the biggest dick touches the juiciest pussy and it makes a juicy clapping sound

We make the perfect kersplunk.

by nediaaaaa March 21, 2023

Kerplunkage

A sound made when a solid lands in a liquid .

Brad's kerplunkage from the beer pong game made him the talk of the town

by ColinSimson April 1, 2019