kersploink

It is a word to describe the sound a small rock or tiny object makes when hitting liquid.

"It went KERSPLOINK when it hit the water."

"That tiny turd did a big kersploink in the toilet. Such a nice sound .."

kersploink by AnInternetTroll March 2, 2022

kersplunk 

The noise made when someone with a mega penis drops his pants, and the Thing drops to the floor, surprising everyone.

I flashed the people at Wal-Mart, and it was a total kersplunk.

kersplunk by Harry Manback November 29, 2006

kerplink 

Kerplink is the sound that a quarter makes after falling into a jar of some sort. It is a happy sound and NOT to be confused with kerplunk.

After blabbering about some nonsense, Kinjal dropped his quarter into the jar and heard the kerplink as it hit the bottom.

kerplink by GreenBabs November 25, 2009

Kersploinkied 

To hit the gritty so hard that you crap your pants.

Dude, your friend just kersploinkied so hard.

Kersploinkied by HalfBaKon December 31, 2022

kerplonk

noun: A plonker whose actions are especially idiotic, eliciting surprise from any witnesses to their actions.

You're an absolute kerplonk sometimes, you know that?

kerplonk by Two9A January 25, 2011

kersplunk 

When the biggest dick touches the juiciest pussy and it makes a juicy clapping sound

We make the perfect kersplunk.

kersplunk by nediaaaaa March 21, 2023

kerplinkerdinker 

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.

Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!

kerplinkerdinker by Matthew May 10, 2004