kerplopski

While making a bowel movement and being splashed by the water due to heavy, large , fecal matter.

"Holy cow, I think I just used half the roll of toilet paper to clean off my ass, I hate kerplopskis.

by Rota412 January 25, 2015

kerplosion

A nightly occurence to the World of Warcraft servers. Then the forum bored. Then everybody goes out and gets laid. Well, some of us do.

1. Kerplosion! The WoW server went down again.

2. The WoW server has once again Kerploded.

by Samsong October 26, 2004

kerklopikins

The sound a horse's hooves make if it trips while galloping.

Horse galloping sounds: "gallop gallop gallop, *trips* kerklopikins!"

by Kerklopikins May 31, 2022

kerplosion

The sound you hear when you open a bag of chips.

When the bag of chips was opened, a loud kerplosion was heard.

by Sean February 26, 2005

kerplosion

An explosion that is mostly a shockwave instead of fire.
As in: a real one.

(at a police training acedademy)
You see, when the grenade detonates, its not a explosion like you see in the movies, its a kerplosion.
*applause*

by Dujac0 January 25, 2008

kerplookie

To shoot, fire or discharge a weapon at a person of interest.

Ex. I kerplookied that sum bitch!

by Plookster December 12, 2023

kerploinking

when a man has a full erection, he lays on the ground and the woman jumps off of the bed onto his penis, aiming to get it in the first hole flawlessly

"Hey babe, do you wanna try kerploinking tonight? I can even pull out the stepping stool for some added height"

by 4le_xxd July 27, 2025