Chillaxify

To relax to the highest degree.
Almost a waking coma. a combination of chill, relax, and something ending in ify, like justify or somthing.

Wow, im so chillaxifyed right now.
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Chillaxification acheived.

by Dujac0 February 15, 2008

Penguin Pete

In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.

Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.

Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?

Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis

Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-

Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.

Guy 1: ....

by Dujac0 February 16, 2008

1st law of HH

The first law of HH (hamburger Helper) is that you must always burn your tungue on the first bite.

guy1: ahh! crap!

guy2: Dude, what is it?

guy1: 1st law of HH, man

guy2: ouch, sucks to be you

by Dujac0 January 21, 2008

kerplosion

An explosion that is mostly a shockwave instead of fire.
As in: a real one.

(at a police training acedademy)
You see, when the grenade detonates, its not a explosion like you see in the movies, its a kerplosion.
*applause*

by Dujac0 January 26, 2008

Clug

When two people, be they related or otherwise, attempt to hug but instead knock their heads together, in extreme cases, female victims of the clug yell loudly further embarrasing any male clugger.

Clug= clunk+hug

*high pitched scream*
Guy 1: what was that?

Guy 2: haha! Joe and Maria just clugged!

Guy 1: nice one! lets go give him a hard time.

by Dujac0 January 26, 2008

Gurgaflex

The act of destroying an object for no reason other than the enjoyment of destroying it/them.

(guy walks into room and sees lots of phonebooks ripped in half)

Guy: what...happened?

Dude: umm, sorry I gurgaflexed them

by Dujac0 January 26, 2008

gurgaflex

The act of destroying an object for no reason other than the enjoyment of destroying said object/s.

(guy walks into room and sees lots of phonebooks ripped in half)

Guy: what...happened?

Dude: umm, sorry I gurgaflexed them

by Dujac0 January 26, 2008