Definitions by Dujac0
Penguin Pete
In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
Penguin Pete by Dujac0 January 12, 2009
Clug
When two people, be they related or otherwise, attempt to hug but instead knock their heads together, in extreme cases, female victims of the clug yell loudly further embarrasing any male clugger.
Clug= clunk+hug
Clug= clunk+hug
*high pitched scream*
Guy 1: what was that?
Guy 2: haha! Joe and Maria just clugged!
Guy 1: nice one! lets go give him a hard time.
Guy 1: what was that?
Guy 2: haha! Joe and Maria just clugged!
Guy 1: nice one! lets go give him a hard time.
Chillaxify
To relax to the highest degree.
Almost a waking coma. a combination of chill, relax, and something ending in ify, like justify or somthing.
Almost a waking coma. a combination of chill, relax, and something ending in ify, like justify or somthing.
Chillaxify by Dujac0 February 14, 2008
kerplosion
(at a police training acedademy)
You see, when the grenade detonates, its not a explosion like you see in the movies, its a kerplosion.
*applause*
You see, when the grenade detonates, its not a explosion like you see in the movies, its a kerplosion.
*applause*
kerplosion by Dujac0 January 25, 2008
1st law of HH
1st law of HH by Dujac0 January 21, 2008